**Just how much of a jerk are you?**

You like to park in handicapped spaces, though you yourself are not handicapped.

Of course, it's all about me and what I want at all times.

Well, sometimes, but only if I'm in a hurry!

Never! Those spaces are for handicapped only OR I am handicapped, so I CAN park there, you jerk!

I don't take any parking spaces, even regular ones - someone else might need to park.

When someone holds the door open for you, you thank them.

Nope. They'd BETTER open the door for me!

If I remember to, I will thank them.

Of course I thank them, and I in turn hold the door open for others.

I would never let anyone open the door for me, I'm sure there's someone else more deserving than me.

You believe you are entitled to special treatment at all times.

Obviously! I REQUIRE and EXPECT special treatment AT ALL TIMES FROM EVERYONE!!

Well, I am kind better of than most people, so I should get special treatment a lot of the time.

Naw, I don't need any special treatment. Just treat me fairly and with civility.

I'm not entitled to anything special, and will take whatever treatment I am dealt - I'm sure it's more than fair.

You see someone accidentally drop money and not realize it. You:

TAKE THAT CASH! Their loss is my gain!

will pick the money up and consider giving it back, if I think they deserve it.

pick up the money and give it to the person who dropped it, of course!

pick up the money, give it to the person who dropped it, and give them all my money as well. They probably need it more than me.